White Boy Jokes
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home from school that day, he says to his mother, “I know the whole truth.” His mother looks shocked, quickly finds $20, and gives it to him, saying, “Just don’t tell your father.”
Quite pleased, Little Johnny waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” His father looks shocked, quickly finds $40, and gives it to him, saying, “Just don’t tell your mother.”
The next morning, Little Johnny is on his way to school when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy decides to try again. “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman drops his mailbag, throws opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your real daddy a nice big hug!”
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This little black boy comes down the stairs and sees that his mom is making cookies. He goes up to her and covers himself in flour and says “Look Momma I’m a white boy.” His mom slaps him and sends him to his father. “Look daddy I’m a white boy.” His dad slaps him and sends him to his grandmother. “Look gandma I’m a white boy.” She slaps him and sends him back to his mother. “Now what did you learn from this?” “I’v only been white for a couple a minutes and I already hate you fucking black people!”
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A little black boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the flour and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, “Mom, look, I`m a white boy!”
His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, “Go show your father!”
He goes to His dad in the living room and says, “Look dad, I`m a white boy!” His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, “Go show your Grandmother!”
The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, “Look granny, I`m a white boy!” His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.
His mother says “See. Did you learn anything from that?!”
To which the boy replies, “Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, “What are you in here for?”
The second kid says, “I’m in here to get my tonsils out and I’m a little nervous.”
The first kid says, “You’ve got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It’s a breeze!”
The second kid then asks, “What are you here for?”
The first kid says, “A circumcision.”
And the second kid says, “Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn’t walk for a year!”
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A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his mother and says “Look Momma…. I’m a white boy.” His mother slaps him hard on the face and says “Boy go show your Daddy.”
The boy goes into the living room and says “Look Daddy.. I’m a white boy.” His Daddy slaps him on the face too and says “Boy, go show your grandmother.”
“Look Granny…I’m a white boy.” She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says “Well did you learn something from all this?”
The boy shakes his head and says ” I sure nuff did… I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you fucking black people.”
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